FASHION TRENDS I HATE #1 – Drop crotch pants

by Morganvsmorgan

I’m pretty sure anyone who holds an interest in fashion has at least a few trends that they’ve absolutely hated. Let’s just be honest about it – who amongst us hasn’t made that scrunched up kid-face when confronted with every store selling variations of a piece of clothing that’s definetly NOT made for the masses. Its just something that I, in my 18 years of infinite wisdom hold to be a fact – some clothes need a special type of person to wear & stop the clothes from wearing them. Let’s discuss:

 Drop crotch pants. Or for that matter, any other kind of pants that can make you look like you’ve taken a shit while strolling along the street.
Dropcrotch pants are a MINEFIELD OF DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN. They are for the bold and style drenched. Do not think this is me bragging here – I don’t even think I could pull them off. Let’s just think here:
POSSIBLE DISASTERS:
1. People who pass by are forced to wonder whether you took a shit that is weighing down your pants. Seriously guys, sometimes that’s what it looks like.

Diaper jeans. In this day & age, going to a bathroom to do your business is an unnecessary hassle.

 

3. You suddenly find you have a really long crotch region.

Sexy Party Trick! Without the Sexy. Or the party. Probably everyone's just staring at you wondering if that's normal.

I mean – I give credit when credit is deserved; and there are some people who can work the dropped crotch – given the actual drop crotched pant is a decent one  (there’s a post in itself – logistics: what makes a good dropcrotch pant) . There are some people who can pull it off.

Like this girl.

Oh, and probably all Swedish people.  Seriously. There’s something in the water there.
NOW OVER TO YOU GUYS:
1. WHAT’S A TREND YOU HATE? & WHY?
2.YOU PERSONALLY- DROP CROTCH PANTS, Y OR N ? 
3.SEEN ANYONE WEARING DROP CROTCH PANTS & LOOKING RAD? LINK ME, I WANNA SEE. 
4. FOR THAT MATTER, ANYONE LOOKING REALLY TERRIBLE IN THEM TOO. I’M A BAD PERSON, I KNOW.

 

 

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